Sonntag, 7. Dezember 2014

The most boring movies of last month

Saw The Monuments Men. What an episodic boring piece of cr... Clooney did better. E.g. with Ides of March, written by Willimon, the creator of tv series House of Cards. The dialogue of Monuments Men is sometimes so stereotype, one cliché following another, that I had to hold back barfing... I wondered, why there are people, including the producers and co-producers of the Babelsberg Studios, who accept such bad scripts and even film them. Message of the movie: art is more worth than a human life, and that in context with jewish destroyed life, the remains of them being stored in big sacks of gold of their teeth, right next to art-pieces. Interestingly, there is the Frankenheimer movie The Train, with Burt Lancaster, Jeanne Moreau, where a German Nazi (Paul Scofield), stealing priceless art and transporting it via train, says the same. Of course he is shot by Lancaster, at the showdown at the end of the movie...
 
Next: 12 Years a Slave. By Steve McQueen. (Not that great Steve McQueen of Bullitt- and The Getaway-fame.) 12 Years, what a terrible bore. Always the same beat, meaning, the same kind of action: wrongfully enslaved negro working as a slave, only each time under more cruel circumstances, redundancy non stop, no plot. Instead of going to a new level, like showing slow behavioural changes, e.g. accepting and even thinking that he, once a free negro up north, is now another person, with another name, down south, working endless hours on a cotton field - these behavioral changes happen, especially when getting your daily dozens of lashes on the back -, we see even crueller scenes with sadistic overseers, with the Fassbender-character, as plantation owner, being the most cruel man of all, rationalizing his barbarous actions with verses of the bible. The only plot kicks in, when the Pitt-character is introduced, who eventually gets the wrongly enslaved guy free. Then, instead of giving the audience closure with long scenes of family reunion, no matter how awkward or strange for all of them they might be - 12 years are changing lives -, a broken man is shown in a broken family, a few minutes, then the movie ends. No closure for me, just a slap in the face. Then I am informed that the bad guys who sold the free man as slave down south never got convicted. I felt slapped and tortured like those slaves in the movie, and if that was director McQueen's intention, I should hate him for this. The screenplay got the Academy Award.
Next I saw Spielberg's Lincoln. I expected great pleasure, and what I saw was a filmed theatre-piece of interesting history lessons, but not a movie. The battle scene at the beginning was so unreal (after having seen incredibly realistic battle scenes in the tv series Spartacus, or in the movies 300), I got the feeling, that every small part of battle sequence started immediately after Spielberg's shouting "Action!", a shaking camera making sure, that we get the real "touch". I always tend to look behind the front action, wanting to see real action there, and in Lincoln there were these cheesy beginning fighting cycles of faked fighting. I also got the impression, that there were no more than a mere 50 or so stuntmen and extras "fighting", that behind them was nothing – the Making Of proved me right. Then two Negro Soldiers advance Lincoln and one of them recites by heart one of his famous speeches. Ridiculous. (Even if it was true.) Then the man Lincoln! That boring sap can't answer any question spontaneously, he always pauses with a smile and then tells some long story or anecdote. I had the impression, Solomon of the bible was talking. But I must admit, Daniel Day Lewis is great as Lincoln, he made me forget sometimes, how boring the script was. Every time I thought, now plot kicks in, my expectations were dashed, the subplot with Lincoln's wife was boring as hell; but then I got again interested, when all the scheming among the politicians sets in, to win votes, but this thread is also lost amidst other boring scenes. After an hour I ended this kind of torture. That movie was honored with Academy Awards, of course for Day-Lewis. Thank god, not for the script.

When, I asked myself, when was the last time I saw a real good movie? Argo was one of them. Directed by Ben Affleck. Great movie. Got the Academy Award. Then The Town, again by Affleck, also written by him. What a masterpiece. Especially The Expanded Version with Alternate Ending on blu ray. What an experience! Captain Pillips was also quite absorbing, The Intouchables was very funny, as was years before The Hangover (the first one!)...
But: The real movies are on TV: Like Breaking Bad. The Sopranos. Six Feet Under. The Americans. Orphan Black. The Good Wife. Boardwalk Empire. House of Cards. Etc.

I finished my cup of Coffee with Latte.

I will now enjoy the second season of Hannibal. The first episode was already intriguing.